Certain members
Seem to think
That they can get
A horse to drink
Their brand of beer
Without a test
Because they say
It is the best.

Other members
Loudly cheer
--But from the Bronx--
For vapor beer.
The brewers comment,
In their rage,
Upon their critics'
Parentage.

When this is fruitless
They resort
To methods
Frowned upon in court:
False allegations
Of various crimes,
Libel, and violent
Threats at times.

The loons themselves
Are judgement-proof,
And so,
Accordingly, aloof.
But those who publish
Journals ought
To give these things
Some sober thought.