Jokes

Dyslexia

 

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Did you hear about the dyslexic chef who was found dead in the oven?
The recipe said to cook the roast.

Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who couldn't have sex?
They kept trying to do 96.

Did you hear about the dyslexic homeless guy?
He held up a sign reading "Will fuck for wood."

Have you heard about the dyslexic Nazis?
They made Jews out of lamp shades.

Why was the water in the dyslexic's toilet bowl bright red?
Somebody told him to eat shit and die.

 

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