Jokes

Irish

 

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An Irishman was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"

Did you hear about the Irish homosexuals?
Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael.

What's Irish and stays out all summer?
Patty O'Furniture.

When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!

 

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