Jokes
Jewish
A Jewish man went to see the rabbi. "Rabbi," he said, "something
terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The rabbi, very surprised by this, asked,
"How can that be?" The man then pleaded, "I'm telling you, I'm certain
she's poisoning me. What should I do?" The rabbi then offered, "Tell you
what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the rabbi called the man and said, "Well, I spoke with your wife. I was
on the phone with her for three hours. Do you want to hear my advice?"
The man anxiously replied, "Yes, Yes!"
And the rabbi said, "Take the poison."
A Jew was eating his passover lunch on a park bench when a blind man sat down beside
him. As a neighborly gesture, the Jew handed the blnd man a sheet of matzoh.
The blind man felt if for a minute or two, then asked, "Who wrote this shit?"
Have you heard about the dyslexic Nazis?
They made Jews out of lamp shades.
Judaism: It's the best and in fact it's too good for you.
You weren't chosen for a reason.
What's the most expensive Jewish wine?
"I haven't a thing to wear!"
Why do Jews have big noses?
Air is free.
How do you get 5005 Jews into a Volkswagen?
Two in the front, three in the back, and 5000 in the ash tray.