Jokes
Lightbulb
How many Arabs does it take to change an oil lamp?
Only one, and he can use his own oil.
How many behaviorists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. There's no such thing as free will.
How many Draculas does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. He likes it in the dark.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
That's not funny.
How many fundamentalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. God made lighbulbs. Every photon is infallible. Changing them would be a sin. And
they only burn out because of your sinful nature.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many can you afford?
How many little bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two.
How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into.
How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it has to really want to change.
How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
[silence]
Why couldn't the Pollack change a light bulb?
All he had was a twenty-dollar bill.