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Miscellaneous/Mixed Ethnicities

 

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the opinion that this kind of material is useful for
relieving tensions and getting stereotypes out into
the open. If you consider such material offensive,
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A Chinese guy and a Jewish guy were roommates. One day, out of the blue, the Jewish guy socked the Chinese guy in the mouth. Looking up from the floor, the Chinese guy asked, "What was that for?" The Jewish guy said, "That was for Pearl Harbor." The Chinese guy said, "But that was the Japanese. I'm Chinese." And the Jewish guy answered, "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
Eventually, they were speaking to one another again. And one day, the Chinese guy socked the Jewish guy in the mouth. "What was that for?" asked the Jewish guy. "That was for the Titanic," answered the Chinese guy. "But I didn't have anything to do with that," said the Jewish guy. "That was an iceberg!" And the Chinese guy answered, "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

A reporter approached an Ethiopian, an American, a Russian, and an Israeli on a street corner and asked, "Excuse me, what's your opinion of the beef shortage?"
The Ethiopian asked, "What's beef?"
The American asked, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian asked, "What's opinion?"
And the Israeli asked, "What's excuse me?"

The trouble with eating in a German restaurant is that an hour later you're hungry for power again.

What's brown and full of holes?
Swiss shit.

 

 

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