Jokes

Polish/Italian

 

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There was a football game between the Pollacks and the Italians. They'd been playing for four hours and the score was nothing to nothing. Finally, the Pollacks got disgusted and went home. Four plays later the Italians scored.

There was a guy who for some reason really wanted to be a Pollack. It was his life's ambition. One day he heard about a doctor who could perform an operation that would transform him into a Pollack. He went to the doctor and told him that he really wanted to be a Pollack. The doctor asked him if he really wanted to do that, as he have to take out half his brain and iit would cost him 50 points of I.Q. "Doc," he said, "I want so badly to be a Pollack I'd do anything." When the doctor saw that he was serious he agreed to perform the operation. The surgery was scheduled and the patient went under the knife. In the recovery room, as soon as he opened his eyes, the doctor said, "I have to tell you that I made a terrible mistake. Instead of taking out half your brain I removed three quarters!" And the patient answered, "Mama mia!"

Why did the Pollacks move out of the outhouse they were living in?
The Italians downstairs were making too much noise.

 

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