Jokes
Sex
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered that question."
Did you hear about the Irish homosexuals?
Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael.
If this is a free country, why can't I get any free cunt?
What did the leper say to the hooker?
You can keep the tip.
What do nerds use for birth control?
Their personalities.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
So they can piss and moan at the same time.
Why do women wear makeup and use perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.