Jokes
Space
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
Did you hear that Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?
One blew right and one blew left.
The first Polish spacecraft was put into orbit with two astronauts. One of them took a space walk to repair something on the exterior of the spacecraft. When he was done he knocked on the airlock's inner door. And the other Pollack asked, "Who's there?"
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?
"What does this red button do?"
Why do Pollacks make good astronauts?
They took up space in school.